Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle

Michelle is making healthy tasty stuff in the kitchen again.  This time she is using wheat berries.

Wheat Berry Salad

What the heck is a Wheat Berry ?? I never knew wheat had berries,…I thought they were grains! Whatever. Actually, it IS the grain, the whole thing minus the hull. I’m not always a fan of the latest health food craze…sorry quinoa, I just can’t get into it. Back in the ’70’s my Mom was in and out of the health food kick. OK, maybe more in than out and I wasn’t always of fan of what was presented. There are a few things that have stuck with me through the years that take me back fondly…Mom’s honey wheat bread, Grampies Rolled Oats with Raisins, and bulgar wheat cereal. I don’t know why I liked this stuff – must be that Mom brainwashing thing – I did turn out to be kinda healthy though. (Thanks Mom) I’ve been using Wheat Berries in a salad/salad topper for a couple of years now and it just occurred to me that it really reminds me of bulgar. Only prettier with, well, more tooth. Mmmmm.  These funny wheat berries are worth a try. There are a ton of recipes out there, but I don’t need walnuts and cranberries or feta cheese messing up my attempt at simple salubriousness. See how that fancy word just screwed up a perfectly good sentence. (means healthiness)

I’ll put the Thesaurus down, and give you my favorite version which is as pretty as it is tasty.

Wheat Berry Salad:

 4 Cups of Water

1/2 Cup Wheat Berries, dry

1/2 Can Black Beans, drained and rinsed well

1 Cup Frozen Edamame, thawed

1 Cup Tomato, seeded and chopped

1/2 Cup Red Onion, chopped fine

2 Tbl. Red Wine Vinegar (or any other flavor you happen to like)

3 Tbl. Olive Oil

Salt / Pepper

Wheat Berry Salad
The Cast

Bring the Wheat Berries to a boil in the 4 cups of water and simmer for 55 minutes !They take f o r e v e r to cook, so make extra. It’s ok because they keep. Oh, and get a book.

When they’re done they look a lot like barley,…but they’re not. Drain them and set aside to cool. Or run under some cool water quickly (but don’t soak them).This is one of those things that I make in the morning and by lunch they’re cool and I throw it together. Besides, don’t you have veggies to chop or something.

Wheat Berry Salad
Wheat Berries

So, chop the onion as you like. Clean up those black beans. If you don’t, it’ll look like mud-salad. Yes, you do need to seed the tomato, or the seeds are mushy, slimy things, and only make a mud-salad worse….yuck.

Now, get out the soybeans (edamame). Note the package: in big letters “Grown in the USA” I do not trust the Chinese any further than I can throw them. Even if it says ‘organic’. They also said we could let our kids chew on the toys they sold us. Yes, I know their stuff is everywhere, but if I can avoid it I do. Especially in a raw product. Besides, we grow a ton of soybeans here – why would I buy theirs?

Blend it all together and add your dressing. Sometimes I use Champagne Vinegar (smooth), or even a Rice Wine Vinegar (sweet), but always a good olive oil. 

I keep it in a bowl and lump onto a bed of lettuce. It fills me up and stays with me. I’ve been known to eat it with a bit of tuna and some crackers. And yes, you can add all that other stuff too….cranberries and walnuts. Ugh! Don’t make me get that big word book out again.

Wheat Berry Salad
Wheat Berry Salad

This looks good and I intend to try–as soon as I find frozen shelled edamame.  None of the grocery stores in far far away carry it.  Same with champagne vinegar.  Doesn’t exist.  I’ve never looked for Wheat Berries.  Might also be a challenge!

KT

Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle

Michelle is back in the kitchen.  This week she’s making one of my favorites–Hummus.  Hummas

Who likes Hummus,….I do! Cause I can spout about how good it is for means still slather it on chips. Pre-Season’s here and Football season’s coming and I cannot eat nachos with the boys! Another thing I can’t do is buy hummus at what $3 –4.00 for a little container. Yes, the store bought stuff is smoooooth, but one plastic bowl lasts well, one game! A can of chick peas is $1.59 – I’ve got a food processor and I’m not afraid to use it…

OK, so my cast of characters is down one, the tahini. Tahini’s a somewhat pricey sesame seed butter that used to only be at health food stores, but now it’s everywhere. I have it, but I was so hungry I forgot it in the fridge. Besides, the photo was so pretty and by the time I realized something was amiss, it was half-time and my pretty bowl had been decimated. It was really good without it and it adds fat, so feel free to leave it out and call it a ‘Middle Eastern Spread’ – whatever.

Here we go: 

1 – can of Chick Peas (I like Progresso, the liquid is watery and peas are firm)

1/2 – Lemon to zest and juice (zest it first silly!)

1 or 2 cloves fresh garlic, peeled

1 tsp Dried Oregano

Salt & Pepper to taste

3 Tbl Olive Oil, more or less 

Drain the peas, save the liquid. Zest the lemon, then juice 1/2 of it. (save the other half for that Lemon Drop later!) Cut the garlic in half. Toss it all in the food processor along with the seasonings and a pinch of that lemon zest. Give it a whirl. Add a little of that reserved canned chick pea juice…not too much…you should really be adding olive oil and a tablespoon of tahini, but we’re on a diet here people! Is it getting pastey? Ok, taste it and adjust. If you’re not in love with a garlic bite, only use one at a time. Then if you need more press one into the bowl and whirl it up again.

This makes 2 cups, and keeps me happy for more than a week.

Options? – You want more?! OK then, diet be damned…toss in 2 or 3 marinated artichoke hearts before adding the oil. Get it pastey and tasty.

Option 2: a couple of Sun Dried Tomatoes.

Option 3: Roasted Red Peppers (BTW they go bad fast, so when I open the jar I drain it, and put the rest in a ziploc baggie and freeze flattened. When I need them for veggie lasagna or something, I just break off only what I need)

Maybe you don’t know what to do with 2 cups of the stuff,…have you got pita breads (super cheap cheater pizza crusty’s!)? Oh yeah, take a pita smeared with hummus, sprinkle some feta cheese and a little fresh basil (or not) toast it in toaster-oven (careful don’t burn it) and cut like pizza. Hummus is even better warm! 

Now, I’m ready for some football !

I’ve made hummus before but used the tahini.  I plan to try Michelle’s recipe soon.

Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle

While TS Issac was whirling outside, Michelle was creating inside…

Since I’m trapped inside as Issac The Storm invades outside, I’m baking. Note my list of priorities for today (a world of technology and I’m scribbling on an envelope). Michelle's Munchkinesque Cookies

The vacuum hose still rolled up, and I’m only wearing my workout clothes as a reminder so far. What I really want are COOKIES! Now, I consider myself a fair cook and an OK baker. Which means, at times, things go wrong. Well, this morning things went very wrong, or maybe very right. As we all know some of the best creations have come from complete mistakes and improvisations. Like, nachos and Teflon my Munchkinesque Cookies are destined for greatness! (OK, I’ll get over myself in a minute – but I’m sharing them with you – you’re welcome) I was tired of making diet version of cookies that all ended up yummy, but really just versions of an oatmeal/nut healthy cookie… now I want chocolate! Since I was little, I loved what I called Earthquake Cookies. Those super chocolatey crinkle cookies that Grandma made and that I lost the recipe for years ago. I asked my Mom for it a while back and she sent me a couple versions, none of which was the Real McCoy. Although, one presented itself as the ‘healthy’ version and was screaming to be made. Any cookie recipe that dares to list the calorie and fat content deserves a look and maybe even a test. Unfortunately, my test failed miserably …. Or did it? Turns out, as I already knew, my exchanging the sugar for Whey–Lo and the oil for coconut oil, meant the cookies would not spread and ‘crinkle’ as they should. But at only 81 cal., and 4g fat in the full recipe, I felt the exchange may be worth a test.

I made the batter, let it set and fired up the oven this morning. When I removed the test pan from the oven I was disappointed until I took a bite. I instantly thought of a DnD Munchkin…only it’s NOT a doughnut. I won’t go into my love/hate relationship with doughnuts. Although, it’s not unlike the bad boyfriend most of us encounter somewhere in our past. You know the one with a tantalizing and slightly naughty first impression, but horrifying longterm effects. Ugh – dough nuts! 

William grabbed one, sleepy eyed, said “Wow, they even have glaze on them…” He and his pre-8am ‘faux-hawk’ (aka fake mohawk) hairdo came back for more. As he said “Hurry up with the camera, my mouth’s watering already!” So, let’s adventure into a baking dimension of weirdness. Where things should not taste good, but do. 

Michelle’s Munchkinesque Cookies:

 3 Eggs

1 1/4 Cup Whey-Lo

4 oz (2/3 Cup) Bittersweet Chocolate Chips (or baking choc) melted.

1/2 Cup Coconut Oil

2 tsp Vanilla

2 tsp Baking Powder

2 Cups AP Flour

Powdered Sugar, for dusting 

Step 1: Gather the goodies. 

Note a few of my favorite things…the cookie scoop, the crazy Ove’Glove, and the test pan. A small version of the larger one to test 2 cookies at a time.

Cookies
Step 1

 I didn’t bother to photo-log the process of mixing the batter – melt the chocolate in the microwave (slowly), mix the wet, add in the chocolate, add in the dry. Let the batter sit in the fridge. 

Step 2: OK, now scoop out enough dough for a 1″ ball. Roll into a ball (looks like Tootsie Roll).

Michelle's Munchkinesque Cookies
Step 2

Step 3: Get some powdered sugar in a round bowl and roll them around. Get back on that pan.

Michelle's Munchkinesque Cookies
Step 3

Step 4: Bake those puppies at 375deg. For 10 min. Take them off the pan right away and cool on a rack. They will be cracked – that’s OK.

Michelle's Munchkinesque Cookies
Step 4

Step 5: Look at that – they look just like ‘those famous doughnut holes’ !

Michelle's Munchkinesque Cookies
Step 5

Step 6: Lovely texture. And firm enough to be covered with a chocolate glaze too.

Michelle's Munchkinesque Cookies
Step 6

Step 7: Find a victim…

Michelle's Munchkinesque Cookies
Step 7

Step 8: Ooo, a thumbs up!

Michelle's Munchkinesque Cookies
Step 8

Wow Michelle, those sound really good.  I might have to risk setting the kitchen on fire and make this recipe. Or maybe Michelle will just have to bring a batch for our annual Labor Day cookout!

K