Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle, Red Beans

Here in the South we do beans & rice… all kinds, black beans, pintos, garbanzos and more famously in N’Orlans they do Red Beans & Rice. Mmmmm-Mmmmm. This southern classic is a staple in good-ole boy households all over….and those boys are usually B I G. This is a stick-to-your-ribs must for any comfort food menu. That means also that it’s sticks to your back-side as well. Know what?! Mine doesn’t – and just cause I like you, I’ll show you how I do it. There are non-native modifications, be brave. Grab your crock-pot and come on y’all.

Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle, Red Beans

Mimi's Red Beans and NO Rice

This makes about 14 cups, which at 1-1/2 cups preserving is about 9 servings. (I know, I know, but I couldn’t eat 2 cups of it! And only one cup was just a lonely little bowl)

Step 1: Here’s what you need. It’s no-brainer, you’ve got all this stuff already no doubt. Get out your crock-pot and set for 7 or 8 hours on high. Rinse and check over those beans. I know the processing plants do a great job at quality control, but I still found 2 bean sized balls o’ dirt in mine. Now, don’t get lazy on me.

Mimi's Red Beans and NO Rice

Step 2: Slice up the veggies and then the meat. Note the baggie of frozen green peppers, my guys don’t care for them so they go bad quick here. I buy them in season and freeze. My pot I only used about 1/4 cup. But this is your bowl, have at it.

Mimi's Red Beans and NO Rice

Step 3: Tony Chacheres is a really good basic creole seasoning. We even put in meat rubs. Also, ham bullion is another pantry staple. If I was making this without any sausage, I’d add some hammy flavor to help. (and yes it’s an awesome side minus the meat!)

Mimi's Red Beans and NO Rice

Step 4: Here’s what’s left of the celery. No, it didn’t go into the disposer. I freeze it and have it’s wilty flavor to add when I’ve run out and need a little for a soup or something and celery salt isn’t the answer. Like that homemade chicken stock I was talking about before.

Mimi's Red Beans and NO Rice

Step 5: This is so easy I had to add steps to make this blog interesting. OK, everybody into the pool ! Now go to work, or workout, or nap…..

Mimi's Red Beans and NO Rice

Step 6: Hey, there you are. How was work, Dear? Yeah I wish you could smell this too. OMG!!!

Mimi's Red Beans and NO Rice

Yummy: Make the Boys some rice, cause they’ll want some. And garlic toast because they’ve got metabolisms gone wild!

Mimi's Red Beans and NO Rice

Yummy 2: Now, this is how my plate/bowl looks. I toasted up a slice of Jewish Rye (sliced thin and tasty at only 80 calories). Can’t go wrong with some Hot Sauce.

Mimi's Red Beans and NO Rice

Now let’s talk about the calories in this one. As listed above you’re only spending, per serving, 238 cal/3.4 fat g. Yeah, I know! And it was really filling. Now, if you can’t handle it without rice, then be prepared to spend 675 calories extra for a cup of white rice! And don’t think that brown rice will save you either. That’s even more. So, skip it all together.

OK, I hear you Southerners as well, complaining that there’s no andouille sausage. Fine – go ahead – it’ll cost you 135 cal. and 12.5 grams of FAT. Oh, and you don’t do dry beans either, well then add in 314 cal/13 grams of FAT. Let’s just suffice it to say that the Boys with their andouille and canned easy beans over white rice, will be ingesting a whopping 1192 cal/16.6 g fat. That’s almost my daily intake – in ONE meal Ugh! No thank you – I was really happy and full with my not-stickin’-to-my-backside meal. The guys absolutely loved theirs, and naturally never gave those extra rice calories a second thought. Dawgs.

Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle, PB2 Cookies

The Boys ate ALL the cookies being cooped up in the house this weekend – well, that was their excuse. It was like 50 deg ALL DAY! (Lauri, don’t read that).

So, as Will headed out the door this morning he requested Peanut Butter Cookies. Yeah – I love Peanut Butter Cookies! Who doesn’t?! But, I can’t eat ’em. Is there any more fattening cookie…well, if there was a cheesecake cookie maybe. (Hmmm, sounds good, I’ll have work on that whole cheesecake thing)

I digress…remember sometime ago I blogged about a new product called PB2, where they dried the peanut butter and removed the fat and most of the calories. No, No they really did! No Lie! I had a failed attempt at adding in a recipe instead of peanut butter and ruined it. Hey, if I could find a dryer big enough would my butt shrink like a wool sweater??!

Well, the people that actually make PB2 have their own little set of recipes on their site http://www.bellplantation.com and they sell PB2 along with the oil that they removed from the peanuts, kinda funny. The cookie recipe looked tasty, but still had two kinds of sugar, ooo gotta fix that. Off to the kitchen for some fun…

Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle

Step 1: Gather the goods. You did find some of that fabulous dried peanut butter stuff didn’t you? Light that fire – 350 please.

Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle

Hey, what’s wrong with this picture? You guessed it, there’s No Fat.
Step 2:
Add the sugars and wet ingredients together and mix well. Add in the PB2 and whisk until smooth. Mmmmmm, can you smell it?
Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle
Step 3:
This stuff is super sticky…no fat remember! So, use the scooper and don’t completely fill it.
Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle
Step 4:
Use a fork brushed with butter or easier yet, dipped in a little water and smash them a bit just like normal PB Cookies.
Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle
Step 5:
Aww, how cute – into the oven with you! For about 10 minutes.
Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle
The Facts:
Can you believe they’re only 43 calories!!! Yea, a little dry and could be only slightly sweeter….but 43 calories, and how much fat???? OMG! Mwwa-HaHaHaHa!!!
Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle
Finale:
Look how yummy! Yes you CAN eat peanut butter cookies – and still fit into your skinny jeans. Soooo happy 🙂
Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle
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Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle, PB Krispies

The Boys here love having ‘cereal bar’ style things to snack on. Problem is most of them are fattening AND expensive. ‘Expensive’ mostly because if they’re healthy, then they’re small and then the Boys just eat two of them! I found this recipe in my Food and Wine Mag submitted by a pastry chef who found herself allergic to gluten – what a cruel irony! The boys like it better than regular Rice Krispie Treats…and so do I.

Peanut Butter Rice Krispie Treats:

3 Tbl Coconut Oil

1 – 10oz bag of marshmallows (about 40)

3/4 Cup Peanut Butter

7 oz (6 Cups) Rice Krispies Gluten-Free with Brown Rice

1/2 Cup Peanuts*

1/2 Cup Pumpkin Seeds*

(* optional)

9 x 13 pan/dish, a silicon spatula, and a BIG pot.

Step 1: Get your stuff together. Oops, the coconut oil didn’t make the photo op.

Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle, Peanut Butter Rice Krispie Treats

Step 2: Count out 40 or so marshmallows (about 3/4 of a standard bag). Better get a sample, those might be stale….No? Better check again. The ones at the bottom of the bag may be different.

Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle, Peanut Butter Rice Krispie Treats

Get your huge pot on low, and put in the oil, and the 40 marshmallows. OK, maybe a couple more, if you’re adding nuts and seeds. While they’re melting, give ’em a stir, measure out the cereal and peanut butter. Better test those marshmallow again….and check my email….

Step 3: Sniff-sniff “Who’s making s’mores?” OMG – I AM! Ooooo, that’s right, sugar burns quick. That’s ok, keep stirring and forget about photos!

Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle, Peanut Butter Rice Krispie Treats

Step 4: I use a silicon spatula to stir until melted, and add in the peanut butter, stir some more. At this point you’re wondering ‘Why not just use marshmallow cream?’. Because it’s different and doesn’t work right – I don’t know why, maybe it’s the powder on the outside, less corn syrup ? Who knows.

Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle, Peanut Butter Rice Krispie Treats

Step 5: Turn off the heat and dump in the cereal…and fold in.

Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle, Peanut Butter Rice Krispie Treats

Step 6: Don’t you love the way I say F O L D like it’s no big deal, right? Oh, no…if you were planning a big upper body workout later, forget it. When you’re done folding and pulling the stickiness off the bottom of that pan your arms will be toast! Get your glass dish and grease with coconut oil (I use what’s left on the Tablespoon) and dump.

Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle, Peanut Butter Rice Krispie Treats

Step 7: Dump out of the pot and press into the pan/dish. I use wax paper, or plastic wrap and another smaller Pyrex dish for this. See how the corners of the pans fit – kinda like they came from the same mold. Yeah. Careful it’s Hot and Sticky…and not in a ‘Fifty Shades…’ kinda way. Ooooo, they look yummy, no….they have to cool first. The kids will come running ’cause by now the place smells like Willie Wonka’s closet! When they do, cut them into 24 and serve. Need another idea for these? Crumble some into partially thawed vanilla frozen yogurt and re-freeze…mmmmmmm or over your morning greek yogurt.

Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle, Peanut Butter Rice Krispie Treats

Finale: There you go – a perfect after-school, after-workout, coffee-break snack ! Not too bad at 165 cal/8 fat with the nuts, and only 132 cal/6g fat without. And like celery that burns more calories chewing it than it packs on…this’ll give you a work-out too.

Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle