Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle

Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle, DIY Ranch Dressing Mix

July 17, 2013 by KTgreen

Here’s a two-fer post on a weird ingredient and what to do with it…

Show of hands, who likes Ranch Dressing? Oh, yeah- we all do. Have you priced it? OMG!I get it, that old recipe from the dude ranch in California deserves to be paid for, but let’s not get carried away here folks. It’s not like there’s black truffle shavings in it! In fact, its ingredients are in most kitchens already. The key is the recipe. There are lots of variations out there, so feel free to mix away. I’ve found one I like and has only once even slightly expensive ingredient. Once you pick up this new addition to your pantry, it won’t be so expensive after you fin d a hundred things to use it in!

Here comes the ‘two-fer’ part of this post. The weird ingredient. Well, it’s really a staple in this kitchen : dried buttermilk. What? Oh, yes. I incorporate this into my ‘quick mix’ that I use for everything from waffles and pancakes to scones. In other words DIY Bisquick…but that’s another Blog post. I found out from one of my favorite magazine/blog/tv shows, ‘America’s Test Kitchen’ on PBS, that the carton of buttermilk isn’t what Grandma used to know (surprise!). Industry has discovered, what most house-frau’s have known for years, that you can make buttermilk by souring regular milk with vinegar. Since they’re already bottling milk, it’s easier and cheaper to just do that too. That’s great and all, but it’s a kitchen short-cut. The real deal now comes in a can in dried form and is, as I understand, the dried remains from the butter making process – buttermilk. You’ll find this little paper can in with the canned evaporated milks and such in the grocery store. Once open, though, it must live in the fridge. It is, after all, milk. So go and get some and while you’re at it check your spice rack and make up your own Ranch or Ranchero mix!

DIY Ranch Dressing Mix:

Step 1: Gather the goodies

1/4 cup Dry Buttermilk

2 Tbl Dried Minced Onion

2 Tbl Dried Parsley

1 Tbl Dried Chives

1/4 tsp Salt (to taste – or use Sea Salt, but way less of it)

1 tsp Garlic Powder

1 tsp Dried Celery Flakes

1/2 tsp Pepper (white pepper is prettier, but black is available here)

1/4 tsp Paprika (no, not that hot stuff, well, maybe if you’re into that)

1/4 tsp Dried Dill

Step 2:

I put mine in a mason jar, because I have a ton of them, and it makes for nice photos – yummy.

Step 3:

Another photo – it’s just so cool in that jar – hmmm. Wouldn’t this make a nice gift for someone?

Step 4:

Next I put the mix into the Magic Bullet (or whatever small volume blender you’ve got), and whirled it into a powder. Hmm, looks just like that package stuff. Only way, way, way less money!!!

Finale:

Now you can use this for salads if you mix it with some milk (fat-free is good too), and a touch of mayo (even Veganaise makes the list here) and there you have it – Ranch Dressing! If you’re into the thick stuff you can add some reduced fat sour cream, or even a pinch of Xanthan Gum. What’s that? Oh, you missed that blog? Well, it’s a natural thickener that’s used for many gluten-free recipes. You can Google it, or just search Kathy’s or my blog. Now, where was I – oh yes, dips. A bit of this in reduced fat sour cream is awesome! Did someone say Greek yogurt?…and a baked potato….Oh yeah. I even have a recipe for Taco Soup that I add a tablespoon to and it changes the flavor completely. One of the nice things about the open mix is that you can make it as YOU like. If you like it with taco sauce, ok. Maybe a teaspoon of spicy mustard, and you got an incredible potato salad. The list goes on and on. Have fun with it. You can make it as fattening as you want, because it starts out pretty darned low. The dried buttermilk is only 80 cal and less than 1 gram of fat in 4 tablespoons (about an envelopes worth) so add it with abandon my waist watching friends. You’re safe.

Michelle @ http://www.badzoot.com/

Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle, Time to Detox!

June 26, 2013 by KTgreen

People have been detoxing for years. Although the methods and reasons for a detoxification vary wildly. Our poor livers – how they suffer so. Detox diets and tea’s have been the fashion as of late. Since I’m always on a diet, I’m also always open to suggestions of how to down an entire 2 quart pitcher of water in a day. (ugh – who came up with that!) I thought a detox tea would be great. On the Net I found a couple – one that was more like medicine, with dandelion tea with lemon juice, and cranberry juice. One was more akin to ‘extract of tifton 44’ (aka – horse feed) with a sprtiz on lemon. (gag me!) and then there was one that I pulled from a Pin from Lovely Lauri in ND. Which, when I followed the link, found it was from Russia? OK, there are detoxers worldwide! Now this one I like. Simple and refreshing,…which is good because summer’s here and it gets hot,…really H O T !

Summer Detox Drink

First off, I have a plastic pitcher that was one of my best and cheapest finds in a long time. It was at my local grocery store in with the plexi serving ware and such. It only cost about $5 and it’s about 1.5 liter, more or less. The cool thing is that it’s tall and slim, with a strainer lid. That way I can put fruit or ice or whatever and pour without getting all that in my glass. No, I don’t know who made it and I’ve not seen them anywhere else – but if you spot one, buy it. You’ll thank me.

OK, Step 1:

Detox Tea. I like this Lemon version because it’s not all dandelion tea (which is HORRIBLE). This is a good one, but I wouldn’t make an afternoon cup of it alone.

1 or 2 of the Tea Bags

1/2 a cucumber, sliced

1/2 a Lemon, sliced

A Sprig of fresh mint (I’ve got a barrel planted full of it outside the kitchen)

Step 2:

Put it all in the pitcher and top off with water (filtered if you can), and get it in the fridge. It’ll brew in no time. I make mine at night and there it is in the morning. It sits there bragging about how healthy it is and shames me into my workout gear…it’s very good after a workout! Minty cool.

Don’t worry about losing 5 lbs in a week either. What those dieters don’t tell you with their big detox plan is that along with their pitcher of tea daily, all they ate was saltines , lettuce and worked out 45min a day. Oh yea, I’d lose 5 lbs too if I could live like that! If you don’t drink it all in one day, it’s ok – the detox police won’t interrogate you – but don’t let it go for more than 3 days or so. The mint will turn dark and the cukes will start to not look all that healthy. That’s ok because you’ll drink this one – all of it, every day, and your liver will have been to the spa. Which it totally deserves after living with you, and cleaning you up after all those Friday nights over the years!

Michelle @ www.BadZoot.com

Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle, Shrubbery!

June 19, 2013 by KTgreen

Do you know what a Shrub is? Yes, I thought I did too – turns out there’s more than one definition for ‘shrub’. Of course there’s the leafy green plants that cover the front of the house…then there’s the Shrub that is a cocktail additive. A what?! Oh yes. Apparently, the Japanese are very fond of them as well. They’re all the rage over there, only they call them ‘drinking vinegars’. (what the yuck – who would drink vinegar!?) OK, so that name alone gives a clue to where this is going. This really all started when I was surfing a favorite blog called ‘Food In Jars’, all about preserving things. One post talked about these ‘shrubs’. After looking over the Net, I discovered that they’re quite trendy. Hmm, I’ve got some leftover blueberries, how bad could it be.

This was very interesting and worth exploring if you like martini’s with Bitters. I personally am a huge fan of Tanqueray Gin (even if it doesn’t like me anymore) and a botanical addition to the distilled juniper is right up my alley! They’re really pretty easy to do – here’s how it goes.

The Shrubbery..

Step 1:

Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle, Shrubbery!

In a large jar (24oz or so) combine:

1 cup Blueberries (or blackberries, raspberries or even cherries)

3/4 cup Sugar

1 Cup Cider Vinegar

2″ piece of Fresh Ginger, grated

Step 2:

Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle, Shrubbery!

Get your handy-dandy muddler and mash. What’s a ‘muddler’? It’s that thing you use to mash mint for mojitos -gasp- you don’t have one? Then get a big wooden spoon handle and mash away. But it will forever look like blueberry purple.

Step 3:

Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle, Shrubbery!

Let it set in the fridge for about a week. Shake it every day or so.

Step 4:

Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle, Shrubbery!

Look at that. After a week the sugar and vinegar has broken down the berries into a syrup of sorts.

Step 5:

Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle, Shrubbery!

Now we strain. First use a regular strainer to get rid of the big solids. Then run it thru a tea strainer or coffee filter (that takes all night!) and there you have it. I had an old bottle from malt vinegar that I’d kept for just such a product.

Finale:

Adventures in the Kitchen with Michelle, Shrubbery!

Now for the test. I tasted it it alone over ice first and discovered that it reminded me of the juice from pickled beets. Now, I really like pickled or Harvard beets. I actually soak hard boiled eggs in the juice when I’ve eaten all the beets – yum. So, this was a pleasant discovery. Although, I never drink the stuff ! What I didn’t understand is the whole drinking thing…then I made a cocktail. Wow – what a taste sensation! Now I get it ! Gin, over ice with a couple of dashes of this is like a sweeter version of the Dirty Martini (with olive juice). And now I feel all crafty and trendy,…like my bar is as cool as on a Brooklyn corner. OK, maybe not that cool, but a girl can dream.

Michelle @ www.badzoot.com